Note: This isn’t a SERIOUS top ten list. Think David Letterman.
10. Watch your precious life slip away in up to six timezones at once.
9. Put it on your iPad, hang it around your neck, and kickstart your rap career.
8. Never again miss a show that comes on at 8/7 central.
7. Just for laughs, start living on Tokyo time.
6. With easy to use alarms and moon phases at your fingertips, you’ll never be late for the harvest again.
5. Monitor the on-time performance of Amtrak — screw it, you need a calendar for that.
4. Calculate the great circle route to France, in case the pilot loses the map.
3. Knowing when daylight ends in your city can really help you plan better robberies.
2. Search the database of 64,000 cities for a town with your name, move there, and act like you own the place.
1. Hang it on the wall behind you and pretend you’re Mary Tyler Moore.